The Water Bottle Special Forces (or WSS) is the most elite group of trained personnel of the Water Bottle Army. This task force currently consists of over 10 agents and a Major General. These agents are assigned to protect King Christmas Wawa with their lives and are often the most skilled personnel in the military. Personnel of the WSS are often known to the rest of the military as special agents and are well-respected members who are the only military officers encouraged to stand unorganized during a drill. They must have a relaxed stance and be ready for danger to come, as they are often the last resort to neutralize threats to the king. The WSS stands for the Water Bottle Secret Service, but they are also referred to as the Water Bottle Special Forces. For most of these individuals, they must live for and dedicate their lives to their job.
Services
Serving to protect the king
The elite WSS must work to their fullest and bring forth the highest standards of effort to protect and secure the king. They must protect the king and his government with their lives and work to establish this sense of security. They are often the last resort to resolving a threat.
Keeping public records
It is the responsibility of the WSS to keep public records for every citizen and armed forces member. They must insure that they have access to loggs of every wrong doing and every bit of information on anybody who may pose a threat to the government. These notes are important for making sure the Water Bottle Army is in good control.
Establishing Security
The WSS must establish and maintain a sense of security throughout the military. This requires them to insure they will protect officers from harm and attempt to salvage saftey and security when it is taken. It is their mission to insure that the military can work without strain from external forces.
Reporting suspicious activity
Any time a WSS member notices something out of the ordinary going on, they must report this to senior members of the chain of command (sometimes without informing the suspect at first). Anything suspicious-even in a joking manner-is taken seriously and must be reported to senior staff imediatley.